A girl driving a blue sports car comes to a screeching halt at the corner of Sunset and Alvarado.  Her car has broken down.  She bursts into tears, lamenting over how stressed out she is.  A passerby approaches her for consolation.

“What happened?”

She starts dancing, explaining how her car broke down between sobs. 

“Wow,” says the passerby.

“Is this funky enough for you?”

Now that’s a Triple Breakdown.